Dear Gerard Butler,
this is the hardest letter I have ever had to write. Whitney Houston said it best when she said "I will always love you." Then JoJo went on to sing "Leave (Get Out)."
Get a clue.
Love,
Aramie
p.s.- I have enclosed a photo of my new boyfriend.
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Oh goodness!!! He seriously gives my tingles and butterflies all at the same time! I'm totally in love with your new boyfriend!!!! :)
And that is the most amazing picture of him!!
Aramie, Gerard keeps calling me and crying, begging me for answers to his questions about why, why, why he is heart-broken and alone while you are galavanting with your new and exotic boyfriend. it's actually very reminiscent of the time you dumped Mark and went off to Ricks. "...and then she asked if i'd sent her the boots i bought her! waaahhhh waaahhhh waaahhh!" i'm always cleaning up your messes. that said, your new boyfriend looks like a perfect match for you. good luck and God speed (go team Edward, right?)
Oh, honey, a much better choice! You go girl!
Well Aramie, though he is gorgeous I'm not sure he's the man for you. We've all seen how fast he is on Twilght, I'm sure he's fast in every aspect of life and that might not be good for your love life, if you get my drift.
HA!!! Why is Haley so freaking hilarious. Fast is NOT always better, that's for sure.
But that picture of him is great. I give him a 9.6 out of 10. Why doesn't he get the full 10? Do I have to say it? Ok, I will. It's the teeth. English teeth. They should have a national dental fund.
But in everything else he gets a 10. That's why the average is 9.6 . . . 9.6 levels of hotness.
Aramie, congrats on your new found freedom and on the new hottie too!! lots of love
Aramie,
Im Logan Smith, Haley's younger sister. I would just like to say that Robert is gorgeous but I do Love Gerard and his sexy personality etc.. and so on.
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